The Nostril Picker
- taona: 1988
- Firenena: United States of America
- Genre: Comedy, Horror
- Studio: Front Porch Productions Inc.
- Keyword: prostitute, transformation, loser, serial killer, cannibal, police detective, homeless man, cross dresser, high school girl, magic ritual
- tale: Mark Nowicki
- Cast: Carl Zschering, Edward Tanner, Laura Cummings, Ann Flood, Gail Didia, Heidi M. Gregg